JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are concerned for their safety after the Bitches of Horror gave them a "10 out of 10" calling them "perfect" then donned the exact same outfits, hairdos and attitudes.
The Lunch Ladies have filed a stalking report with local police saying "These two women are dangerous. They want to be us. They think they are US."
Said Seretta, in dark sunglasses setting up a spy camera she found in a box of Cracker Jack: "We are terrified. First we had that cat fight with them, then they started liking our Facebook posts - SUPER CREEPY, then some dude friend of theirs on the 13th Floor acted like our BFF."
LouAnne, drawing the blinds and oiling a crossbow for protection, grimly nodded: "They even had their uniforms stained with... food, in the exact same places we did. They are UNHINGED and out of their flipping minds. So, thanks for the awesome review Bitches of Horror but you better back off, there's only room for one set of Johnny Depp loving, murdering Lunch Ladies!"
Double threat Jasmine Martinez and Sarah Giercksky are The Bitches of Horror. They review indie and underground films, have a podcast and are contributors to the website 13th Floor.
See the disturbing video below where they dared to show their love for the Lunch Ladies!
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Thirteenth Floor is a website dedicated to reviews and podcasts about the horror industry. Jeremiah Rosario is co-founder along with David Wronski. It's also rumored that Jeremiah helped the Bitches put together their Lunch Lady look. He better back off too, or he'll have to deal with the Lunch Ladies' crossbow.
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