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Film Coterie Gifts Lunch Ladies Swag Bags At Nightmares Film Fest - Include Creepy Teddy Bear

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 5, 2018
2 min

Film Coterie Gifts Lunch Ladies Swag Bags At Nightmares Film Fest - Include Creepy Teddy Bear

Last year, the Lunch Ladies screened at Nightmares Film Fest where they won their very first award - Best Horror Comedy. It's hard to believe a full year has gone by, but yes, those crazy b*tches have been annoying people for over a year. This year, The Film Coterie - sick and twisted critics who love the Lunch Ladies - decided for old times, to send the ladies one of their special late night survival swag bags that they gift to lucky Nightmares filmmakers each year. Sere

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 16, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Festival de Cortometrajes de MABO awarded the Lunch Ladies this awesome handmade trophy done by a Puerto Rican artist. IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies have been awarded Best Foreign Short by MABO Film Fest in Puerto Rico and have scored shout outs from Reel Ghouls Podcast, D.D. Crowley of 1428 Elm Street, Frontrunner Mag and Indie Activity causing haters everywhere to gripe: "I'm so sick of those hags." Apparently, the Lunch Ladies who keep winning awards, getting into fe

Lunch Ladies Concerned For Their Safety After Bitches Of Horror Say They're Perfect and Copy Them

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 18, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Concerned For Their Safety After Bitches Of Horror Say They're Perfect and Copy Them

JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are concerned for their safety after the Bitches of Horror gave them a "10 out of 10" calling them "perfect" then donned the exact same outfits, hairdos and attitudes. The Lunch Ladies have filed a stalking report with local police saying "These two women are dangerous. They want to be us. They think they are US." Said Seretta, in dark sunglasses setting up a spy camera she found in a box of Cracker Jack: "We are t

Eerie Late Night Horror Show Interviews The Lunch Ladies After They Give Them Nightmares

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 9, 2018
2 min

Eerie Late Night Horror Show Interviews The Lunch Ladies After They Give Them Nightmares

The dark web has confirmed that the Eerie Late Night Horror Show had the Lunch Ladies on after they invaded their dreams and gave them nightmares: "One, Two, Lunch Ladies Coming For You." Hear the live recorded show HERE! Apparently (like most in their sane mind), hosts of Eerie Late Night, Halloween Jack and The Bone Jangler, didn't want anything to do with the Lunch Ladies and repeatedly told them "get lost." As usual, the Lunch Ladies wouldn't take "get lost" for an answe

GoreLords Podcast Loves The Lunch Ladies - Lunch Ladies Firmly Tell Them: “We’re Taken.”

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 15, 2018
1 min

GoreLords Podcast Loves The Lunch Ladies - Lunch Ladies Firmly Tell Them: “We’re Taken.”

JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the GoreLords Podcast loves the Lunch Ladies who have firmly told them “We’re Taken.” Apparently, the GoreLords did a kickass review on their podcast without any coercion, manipulation or threats, so the Lunch Ladies are convinced they're hitting on them. Listen to it HERE! (Warning: Spoiler Alert) Said Seretta, slipping into something more comfortable: “We appreciate the love, but those crazy kids need to understand no amount

Lunch Ladies Apologize For The Inconvenience To We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 13, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Apologize For The Inconvenience To We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have apologized to the We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show (WAFTI) for the inconvenience they caused by forcing them to don hairnets. Apparently, WAFTI was covering the deadCenter Film Fest in Oklahoma City where the ladies not only cornered them and demanded an interview but pressured the three bewildered men into sporting the unbecoming fashion. See the interview HERE! Said Seretta, stuffing a raccoon they killed that mor

Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie

Clarissa Jacobson

May 2, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored another screening; this time at Marcon Multiple Alternative Realities Convention in Columbus, Ohio - the Midwest's premiere Science Fiction & Fantasy Fest (which has been running for an astounding 53 years) - by offering "delicious" pot pies to The Film Coterie, who they met at the Nightmares Film Fest. Apparently, The Film Coterie was tasked with programming the midnight shorts for Marcon and decided to screen the

Extra Features Podcast Reeling After Lunch Ladies Send Suspicious Pot Pie "Eat This Or Interview Us"

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 2, 2018
1 min

Extra Features Podcast Reeling After Lunch Ladies Send Suspicious Pot Pie "Eat This Or Interview Us"

Extra Features Podcast is reeling after they told the Lunch Ladies they didn't want anything to do with them then were sent a suspicious pot pie with a sabered note in the crust that said: "Eat this, or interview the Lunch Ladies. Your choice." Listen to the coerced podcast HERE! Simon Watson, co-creator of the show and the poor sod who received the "special delivery" agreed to the interview saying "We were trying desperately to avoid featuring the Lunch Ladies, but we had

Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 28, 2018
1 min

Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod

Jay Kay of Horror Happens Radio has admitted that he interviewed Clarissa Jacobson, the writer/producer of Lunch Ladies, and has no excuse other than "Sh*t Happens." Hear the Interview HERE! Kay was hoping to bypass talking to anyone associated with the Lunch Ladies but was caught off guard when Clarissa burst into tears, begging him for some promotion. (Apparently, there's a reason the Lunch Ladies are so annoying - because they're a chip off the old block.) Said Clarissa,

DecayMag Podcast Features the Lunch Ladies Just To "Shut Them The F Up"

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 21, 2017
1 min

DecayMag Podcast Features the Lunch Ladies Just To "Shut Them The F Up"

DecayMag's Stacy Cox, did a sweet little article about the Lunch Ladies and you think they would've been satisfied, but no, those attention whores always want more, more, MORE. So when the Lunch Ladies heard that DecayMag also does a kickass podcast, the girls got busy. Head intern, Melinda Sweeney McTodd, recalls: "The Lunch Ladies called us night and day, leaving messages, sending lame ass memes to our social media and filling our inboxes with spam. The shit really hit th

The Lunch Ladies Cozy Up To The Film Coterie Proving Ass Kissing Really Does Work

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 8, 2017
1 min

The Lunch Ladies Cozy Up To The Film Coterie Proving Ass Kissing Really Does Work

The Lunch Ladies will do anything to get a little publicity. When they found out The Film Coterie, would be doing a recap on Nightmares Film Fest, Seretta fluttered her eyelashes, thrust out her double D's, and told them they were brilliant. LouAnne slicked back her ducktail and told them they were handsome. That's all it took. SUCKERS! The Film Coterie said: "Lunch Ladies from Clarissa Jacobson and Josh Logan took home Nightmares Best Horror Comedy Short award and it had so

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