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Lunch Ladies Concerned For Their Safety After Bitches Of Horror Say They're Perfect and Copy Them
JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are concerned for their safety after the Bitches of Horror gave them a "10 out...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 18, 20182 min read
Breaking News! America Ships The Lunch Ladies Back To The Netherlands For Lowlands Festival
Breaking news! America is breathing a sigh of relief after shipping the Lunch Ladies back to the Netherlands for the Lowlands Festival...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 17, 20182 min read
Dr. McSweeney Prescribes Lunch Ladies Unreasonable Shorts Screening After They Demand Good Reviews
The past few weeks the Lunch Ladies have been incredibly unreasonable by threatening, harassing and demanding terrific reviews from a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 16, 20181 min read
Ginger Nuts Of Horror Suggest Lunch Ladies More Enjoyable Than A Quickie
The dark web has confirmed that Joe X Young of the Ginger Nuts of Horror has suggested that the Lunch Ladies are more enjoyable than a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Up To Same Old Sh*t - Badger Beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest Into Seven Noms
It's astounding, but yes, the Lunch Ladies are up to the same old sh*t. This time they've badgered a beleaguered Austin Revolution Film...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 12, 20182 min read
Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival
In a shocking display of unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies attempted to take credit for composer, Antoni M. March and band, Fire The...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 10, 20182 min read
Eerie Late Night Horror Show Interviews The Lunch Ladies After They Give Them Nightmares
The dark web has confirmed that the Eerie Late Night Horror Show had the Lunch Ladies on after they invaded their dreams and gave them...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 9, 20182 min read
Clueless Filmmakers Duped Into Heading To Flickers' Rhode Island Film Fest To See Lunch Ladies
Photography by Jeffrey Fiterman Clueless Filmmakers Pictured Right to Left: Alicia Ho, Ray Ho, Piper Ho, Saige Spinney, Chuti Tiu, Matt...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 6, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies To Screen At "Scares That Care" Charity Weekend - Hopeful That Satan Will Rec
The Lunch Ladies are hopeful after scoring a screening at "Scares That Care" Charity Weekend that Satan will recognize their good deed...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Score Sweet Write-Up From Horrorscreams Video Vault After Locking Reviewer In Dungeon
The Lunch Ladies have scored a sweet write-up from UK website Horrorscreams Video Vault after locking their unsuspecting journalist,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 27, 20181 min read
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