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Mathilda Todd McSweeney

In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS

Breaking Story! Lunch Ladies has just WON Best of Mockfest! For many filmmakers this would be thrilling news akin to winning an Oscar,...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Lunch Ladies Mockfest Nomination - A Very Important Filmmaker Responds To Shocking News - "WTF"

"WTF!" This is exactly what Clarissa Jacobson, auteur* of A Very Important Film (VIF) exclaimed after learning that Mockfest Film...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Lunch Ladies Make A Mockery Out Of Mockfest By Tagging Along With A Very Important Film

IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies are once again acting like a*sholes by making a mockery out of Hollywood's Mockfest Film Festival. It...

Clarissa Jacobson

SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest

Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...

Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Use WWJD Hand Sanitizer Religiously - "Cleanliness Is Next To Depperness"

WWJD? What Would Johnny Do? This is what the Lunch Ladies asked after the Melvin High school year was cut short due to the quarantine and...

Clarissa Jacobson

"Zero Excuses Policy" - Lunch Ladies Stream For FREE On Dark Matter TV

In Lunch Ladies news today... The dynamic duo once again shocked and disturbed the world, this time by announcing (to any poor fool that...

Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines

JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...

Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest

Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...

Clarissa Jacobson

WTF Book Talk At Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival - Lunch Ladies Demand Front Row Seats And Swag Bags

The Lunch Ladies are demanding front row seats and swag bags after learning that their writer/producer, Clarissa Jacobson, will be...

Clarissa Jacobson

Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...