Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 8, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Garner Selection From Knoxville Horror Fest By Getting Them Drunk On Lunch Lady Whiskey
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored a selection at the Knoxville Horror Film Fest after getting programmers...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 4, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Head To Spain's Nocturna Madrid After Befriending Cuddly Pal With "Great Personality"
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are off to Nocturna Madrid International Fantastic Film Festival after befriending a cuddly...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 2, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Head To Kansas' Tallgrass Fest By Conjuring Cyclone & Enlisting Help Of Flying Monkeys
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have conjured a cyclone and enlisted the help of flying monkeys to score a selection at Kansas'...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 1, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 27, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari
In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 25, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Score Italian Premiere At Fano Film Fest - Excited To Eat As Much Cannoli As Possible
News outlets across the world have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored their Italian premiere at the Fano Film Festival where...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 20, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Head To Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon After Exhausting Them With "Pass The Grey Poupon"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are heading to France again, this time for Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon, after exhausting programmers with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 19, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts
The dark web has confirmed that a volcano has erupted in fury on Réunion Island after the discovery that the Lunch Ladies will be...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 18, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
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