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Lunch Ladies Head To HorrorHound Weekend After Hypnotizing Programmers With A Mace And Chain
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to the largest convention in the US - HorrorHound Weekend - after...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Mexico's Feratum Fest After Holding Ritual Pot Pie Sacrifice To Aztec God
The dark web is abuzz with the news that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Mexico's Feratum Fantastic Fest after holding a ritual pot pie...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 31, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Barcelona As Official Selection of Filmets Fest - Determined To Bullfight
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Barcelona's 44th Annual Filmets Badalona Festival and are...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 30, 20181 min read
Newest Hairnet Club Member Tells Lunch Ladies She Dreams Of A World Where Every Cat Has A Hairnet
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies' newest Hairnet Club member, a silky black cat by the name of Jaeger, told the women that she dreams of a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 26, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Slip Wormwood Tea To Nevermore Horror & Just Celebrity Mag To Garner Killer Reviews
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have slipped Wormwood Tea to the reporters at Nevermore Horror and Just Celebrity...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 25, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Duped AGAIN By Johnny Depp Impersonator - In Denial
Back in January, the Lunch Ladies were fooled by Johnny Depp impersonator, John Spaziale who showed up at their kitchen with roses...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 24, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies To Sport Versace Knockoff Dresses And Bloody Bangles At Mexico's 24 Risas Fest
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies will be sporting matching sequined knockoff polyester Versace gowns and Bloody Bangles* for Mexico's 24 Risas...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 23, 20182 min read
"Selfless" Lunch Ladies Head To Utah's FilmQuest Fest To Bring Back Salt For Cash-Strapped School
Could the Lunch Ladies be turning over a new leaf? The two women are being called "selfless" by reporters across the world after their...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 20, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Make It To Windy City For Chicago Horror Fest – Take Hairnet Precautions
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to finally make it to the Windy City for the Chicago Horror Film Fest but are deeply concerned about their...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 19, 20181 min read
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