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SHOCKING EXPOSÉ! Lunch Ladies Head To SouthSide Film Fest After "Sharing" Philly Cheesesteak Recipe
Shocking Exposé! Reporters from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Pennsylvania's SouthSide...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 23, 20181 min read
Confused Lunch Ladies Head To Olbia Film Market - Don't Understand What A Film Market Is
The dark web has confirmed that The Lunch Ladies will be heading to Olbia Film Market in Italy, but are confused about what a film market...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got perms and regret it after the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 10, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies "Seduce" Neon Bloodbath Into An Interview By Getting Naked And Taking Over His Tub
Spies from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have "seduced" the blogger "Bury The Beloved" from the website Neon...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 8, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Have 186 Hour Slumber Party Watching Encore! France 24 Documentary
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a 186 hour slumber party watching Encore! France 24's documentary about the...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 7, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Verklempt After Hot Male Joins Their Hairnet Club
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are verklempt after a hot male named Maverick joined their Hairnet Club. Apparently,...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 4, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored another screening; this time at Marcon Multiple Alternative Realities...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 2, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Denied Red Carpet At Artemis Film Fest Even After Paying To Walk It "We're Honored"
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 1, 20182 min read
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