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Lunch Ladies Official Selection Of Crimson Screen Fest After Delivering Programmers Tainted Clover
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are celebrating with some Joan Jett karaoke after successfully delivering...

Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 6, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Start Hairnet Club - First 25 To Sign Up Get Free Hairnet
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have started their own Hairnet Club in an effort to legitimize the bastard child of...

Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 4, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Win At Glasgow Horror Fest After Bravely Eating Haggis And Liking It
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been awarded Honorable Mention in Glasgow Horror Fest's Breakout Shorts Section...

Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 3, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Head To Motor City Nightmares Fest With Plans To Raise The Ghost Of Jim Morrison
The Lunch Ladies are partying hard after learning they're an official selection of the Motor City Nightmares Horror Expo and Film...

Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 2, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Miffed They Were Not Invited To Attend International News Channel France 24's Interview
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are miffed after finding out that they were not invited to attend an interview by...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 29, 20182 min read


Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Win At Hexploitation Fest: "Just Give Them The Award & End This Curse"
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their third and final hex at Hexploitation Film Fest to take home Best Comedic Short. ...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 26, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Off To Seattle's BoneBat "Comedy Of Horrors" Fest - Will Drink Coffee & Wear Hoodies
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the chronically unhip Lunch Ladies are an official selection of the BoneBat "Comedy Of...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 22, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Head To Canada For Calgary Underground Film Fest - Drive Programmers Nuts Saying "Eh?"
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating an easy victory after receiving the news that they're an official selection of the 15th Annual Calgary...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 21, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Hold A Fan Art Competition And It Backfires - Only Three Entries: "Whatever"
The Lunch Ladies are licking their wounds after promoting a fan art competition to design "Hairnet Nation" stickers and receiving only...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 20, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Harass Glasgow Horror Fest Into A Screening By Murdering AC/DC Tune On Bagpipes
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have succeeded in becoming an official selection of the Glasgow Horror Festival by...

Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 19, 20182 min read
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