Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Robocall Australia's Flickerfest - "Screen Us Or Else"
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies robocalled Australia's prestigious Flickerfest 24/7 before being selected to screen. ...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 12, 2017
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Crash France's Prestigious Clermont-Ferrand Short Film Fest - "Try And Stop Us"
For the past thirty-years the Lunch Ladies have been trying desperately to get to France where cuisine reigns supreme and they'll be able...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 11, 2017
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Friend Request Writer/Artist Cory Chandler After Reading The Machete Monologues
The Lunch Ladies are waiting with baited breath in the hopes that their friend request to writer/author Cory Chandler will be accepted. ...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 8, 2017
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Audition As Back Up Singers For Terror Records - Unfortunately "Tone Deaf AF"
The Lunch Ladies are nursing wounds from their most recent shut down in the entertainment industry. Hoping to capitalize on their new...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 6, 2017
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Contemplate Selection of Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest - "We Are Not Monsters"
The Lunch Ladies got the news this week that the Silver SCREAM Festival wants to see them front and center in February 2018 for the...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 4, 2017
- 2 min
Headbanger & Horror Aficionado Loves Lunch Ladies So Much He Invites Them To Rock Out At Slayer
Saul Ramos, self-proclaimed movie critic, all around badass and metalhead watches every flipping horror movie that comes down the pike;...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 1, 2017
- 2 min
EXCLUSIVE! Lunch Ladies Guilt Touching Xmas Film - She Was So Pretty - Into Screening With Them
The Lunch Ladies are riding high on guilting heartwarming Christmas Horror - She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake and warm,...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 29, 2017
- 1 min
The Lunch Ladies Henna Their Entire Bodies In Preparation For The Mumbai Shorts International Fest
The Lunch Ladies are bonkers for Bollywood and immediately started preparations for head to toe henna when they received the news that...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 28, 2017
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Hopeful They Will Not Make A*ses Of Themselves At The Pilas En Corto Festival In Spain
The Lunch Ladies stayed up all night partying and playing castanets when they got the news that they were an official selection of the...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 27, 2017
- 2 min
Nightmarish Conjuring's Kick A*s Review Keeps Lunch Ladies From Murdering Old Lady At Walmart
Black Friday weekend turned out wonderful for the Lunch Ladies but could have been a disaster had it not been for Nightmarish Conjuring's...
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