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Lunch Ladies Stage Sit-In On 13th Floor To Garner Awesome Review - "Our A*ses Hurt"
The Lunch Ladies are pampering sore behinds after sitting for 186 hours straight in front of reviewer Jeremiah Rosario of the Thirteenth...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 26, 20182 min read
Twofer Lunch Ladies Happy As Clams After Conning Both Dragon Con and MABO Film Fest Into A Selection
The Lunch Ladies are happy as clams after conning both Dragon Con Independent Film Fest in Atlanta and Festival de Cortometrajes MABO in...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 25, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Brag “It Pays To Be Subversive” After Their Acceptance Into Les Femmes Underground
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been bragging “It pays to be subversive” after their recent selection by Les Femmes...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 21, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Score A Spot On The Bitches Of Horror TV Show After Astounding Catfight
Rumors are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored a spot to brag about themselves on The Bitches Of Horror TV Show after they...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 20, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have put on their walking shoes and will be hitchhiking several thousand miles to Indianapolis to screen with...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 19, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Send Heart Emojis to The Horror Syndicate After They Get A Stellar Review/Interview
The Lunch Ladies have been texting Mike Lombardo of The Horror Syndicate for days on end* with heart emojis after his recent amazing...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 18, 20182 min read
GoreLords Podcast Loves The Lunch Ladies - Lunch Ladies Firmly Tell Them: “We’re Taken.”
JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the GoreLords Podcast loves the Lunch Ladies who have firmly told them “We’re Taken.” ...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 15, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies WIN Best Horror at Film Leben Fest In Germany - Pass Out From Excitement
In a startling turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have won Best Horror at the Film Leben Festival, and have passed out from the excitement.*...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Apologize For The Inconvenience To We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have apologized to the We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show (WAFTI) for the...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies WIN at Post Mortem Fest In Mexico - Up All Night Celebrating With Mexican Hat Dance
The Lunch Ladies have collapsed into their twin beds in exhaustion after dancing the Mexican Hat Dance all night in celebration of their...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 12, 20181 min read
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