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Lunch Ladies In Denial At Being Weird After Being Selected to Screen at MidWest WeirdFest
The Lunch Ladies are in denial at being weird after being selected to screen at the MidWest WeirdFest: Seretta, weirdly picking the...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 16, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Develop Huge Egos After Winning Best North American Short At Nevermore Film Fest - &quo
The Lunch Ladies have developed huge egos after winning "Best North American Short" at Nevermore Film Fest. Apparently, the women are...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 15, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital
The Lunch Ladies are flabbergasted and have checked themselves into a Mental Hospital after having received the first A+ they've ever...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 14, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 13, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Use Blarney, A Shillelagh & A Potato Gun To Coerce Irish Blogger Into A Great Review
In another fecking form of manipulation, the Lunch Ladies have used blarney, a sharpened shillelagh and a potato gun in order to coerce...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 12, 20181 min read


TSA Stops Lunch Ladies Writer/Producer On Way To France Bearing Bloody Lunch Lady Gifts
Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson was recently stopped by LAX airport security on her way to the Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France. ...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 9, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Official Selection of Artemis Women In Action Fest - Apply To Star In Next Jason Bourne
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be an official selection of the Artemis Women In Action Film Fest. But, according to reports from the...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 8, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"
In typical Hollywood backstabbing behavior, The Lunch Ladies have threatened their very own Matt Falletta - SFX Supervisor and Exec....

Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 29, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Kidnap & Brainwash Horror Society Reviewer: "You Love Us, You Love Us, You Love Us..."
In an unprecedented show of unsavory and unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies successfully brainwashed Mac Brewer from HORROR SOCIETY...

Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 25, 20181 min read


National Enquirer Claims Lunch Ladies Nevermore Film Fest Selection Caused Depp, Poe Love Triangle
The Lunch Ladies are burning mad after the National Enquirer broke a story that their recent selection into the 19th Nevermore Film...

Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 24, 20182 min read
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