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Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest Awards Lunch Ladies Best Short After They Cut Tantrum And Create
The dark web has confirmed that the Famous Monsters Silver Scream Film Fest awarded the Lunch Ladies Best Short soon after the women cut...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 20, 20182 min read


JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 19, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies In Denial At Being Weird After Being Selected to Screen at MidWest WeirdFest
The Lunch Ladies are in denial at being weird after being selected to screen at the MidWest WeirdFest: Seretta, weirdly picking the...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 16, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Develop Huge Egos After Winning Best North American Short At Nevermore Film Fest - &quo
The Lunch Ladies have developed huge egos after winning "Best North American Short" at Nevermore Film Fest. Apparently, the women are...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 15, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital
The Lunch Ladies are flabbergasted and have checked themselves into a Mental Hospital after having received the first A+ they've ever...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 14, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 13, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Use Blarney, A Shillelagh & A Potato Gun To Coerce Irish Blogger Into A Great Review
In another fecking form of manipulation, the Lunch Ladies have used blarney, a sharpened shillelagh and a potato gun in order to coerce...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 12, 20181 min read


TSA Stops Lunch Ladies Writer/Producer On Way To France Bearing Bloody Lunch Lady Gifts
Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson was recently stopped by LAX airport security on her way to the Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France. ...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 9, 20182 min read


Lunch Ladies Official Selection of Artemis Women In Action Fest - Apply To Star In Next Jason Bourne
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be an official selection of the Artemis Women In Action Film Fest. But, according to reports from the...

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 8, 20181 min read


Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"
In typical Hollywood backstabbing behavior, The Lunch Ladies have threatened their very own Matt Falletta - SFX Supervisor and Exec....

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jan 29, 20182 min read
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