Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Lunch Ladies Go Gonzo for Gonella Productions
Breaking newz! Continuing their obnoxious quest for world power the Lunch Ladies have secured a new sales rep out of France – Gonella...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 15, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Guilt Toronto into a Screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest – “Clusterf*ck”
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have guilted Toronto into a screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest. Programmers...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 13, 2022
- 2 min
Stop the Presses! - WTF Book Translated into Indonesian
Stop the presses! The book I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride) penned...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 29, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies to Screen on The Monster Channel – Tell Hosts: “Suck It Up.”
Just in! The Lunch Ladies will be screening on The Monster Channel! Geez who cares?! Do these women ever let up with the flipping...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 12, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 4, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted
The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.” Clarissa...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 24, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
Breaking Newz! The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Apr 14, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 23, 2022
- 2 min
“Selfless” Lunch Ladies to Screen at Joedance's "Rock The Cemetery" - Donate "Beyond Meat" Pot Pies
News sources across the dark web are reporting that the Lunch Ladies have turned over a new leaf after announcing they were “selflessly”...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jan 25, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Shamelessly Photobomb Voorhees’ Film - 13 Fanboy
The Lunch Ladies are at it again! This time, they’ve gone above and beyond by shamelessly photobombing Deborah Voorhees’ new film, 13...
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