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Lunch Ladies Now on Filmzie, A Very Important Film Says it’s A “ Travesty”
Breaking Newz! Lunch Ladies is now screening on Filmzie with A Very Important Film who has called it a travesty. It all started when...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Oct 21, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled
In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Oct 3, 20221 min read
Lunch Ladies Guilt Toronto into a Screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest – “Clusterf*ck”
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have guilted Toronto into a screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest. Programmers...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Sep 14, 20222 min read
Stop the Presses! - WTF Book Translated into Indonesian
Stop the presses! The book I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Sep 12, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies to Screen on The Monster Channel – Tell Hosts: “Suck It Up.”
Just in! The Lunch Ladies will be screening on The Monster Channel! Geez who cares?! Do these women ever let up with the flipping...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jul 29, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jul 11, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted
The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.” Clarissa...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jul 4, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
Breaking Newz! The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
May 24, 20221 min read
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Apr 14, 20221 min read
“Selfless” Lunch Ladies to Screen at Joedance's "Rock The Cemetery" - Donate "Beyond Meat" Pot Pies
News sources across the dark web are reporting that the Lunch Ladies have turned over a new leaf after announcing they were “selflessly”...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 23, 20222 min read
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