Clarissa Jacobson
Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 17, 2019
- 2 min
Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up
In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 4, 2019
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 30, 2019
- 2 min
Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 14, 2019
- 2 min
Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once
Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 10, 2019
- 2 min
"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It" - Obnoxious Lunch Ladies Catalyst For Book
"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It - (a guide to film festivals, promotion and surviving the ride)."
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 2, 2019
- 2 min
ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"
ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 18, 2019
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"
In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 14, 2019
- 2 min
"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 12, 2018
- 2 min
Uruguay! Lunch Ladies Fly South For The Winter For Montevideo Fantástico Fest - Say "F-You, Cold"
The Lunch Ladies are almost done with their film festival run but continue to create problems. This time they have wormed their way into...
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