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Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...

Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 10, 20201 min read


WTF Book Talk At Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival - Lunch Ladies Demand Front Row Seats And Swag Bags
The Lunch Ladies are demanding front row seats and swag bags after learning that their writer/producer, Clarissa Jacobson, will be...

Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 8, 20201 min read


Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...

Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 20, 20191 min read


Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...

Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 4, 20191 min read


Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up
In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...

Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 16, 20192 min read


Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...

Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 4, 20192 min read


Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...

Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20192 min read


Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once
Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!

Clarissa Jacobson
May 14, 20192 min read


"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It" - Obnoxious Lunch Ladies Catalyst For Book
"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It - (a guide to film festivals, promotion and surviving the ride)."

Mathilda Todd McSweeney
May 10, 20192 min read


ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"
ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only...

Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 1, 20192 min read
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