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Shot TV - Lunch Ladies Continue World Domination Goals - Send Pot Pies to Russia With Love
BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies continue to seek world domination and are one terrifying step closer after sending pot pies to Russia...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Oct 22, 20212 min read
Lunch Ladies Ponder Tubi Or Not Tubi
And... ACTION! The Lunch Ladies have accepted leading roles on Tubi TV - a FREE streaming channel - after pondering Tubi or not Tubi and...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Sep 16, 20212 min read
Lunch Ladies Hop On Board Argo, Offer Golden Pot Pie In Lieu Of Golden Fleece
In mythology today… The ancient oracle has foretold that: The Lunch Ladies have once again* bullied their way onto a new streaming...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 7, 20211 min read
PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jan 4, 20212 min read
"Zero Excuses Policy" - Lunch Ladies Stream For FREE On Dark Matter TV
In Lunch Ladies news today... The dynamic duo once again shocked and disturbed the world, this time by announcing (to any poor fool that...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 14, 20202 min read
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 10, 20201 min read
Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 20, 20191 min read
Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 4, 20191 min read
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 4, 20192 min read
Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20192 min read
ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"
ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 1, 20192 min read
Lunch Ladies Now Streaming On Kanopy Forcing Delinquents Everywhere To Use Library Cards
In addition to the recent shocking news that the Lunch Ladies have invaded living rooms by hijacking airplay on Prime Video & Canal+ -...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 31, 20182 min read
Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand
Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 13, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Invade Living Rooms With Prime Video - "Our Evil Plan Worked!"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their evil plan - they are now on Prime Video! Apparently, the notorious duo have had their...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 1, 20182 min read
Lazy Lunch Ladies Pull A Tom Sawyer -Trick Canadian Sales Rep Ouat Media Into Doing Their Dirty Work
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been partying all night after tricking the Canadian Sales Rep - Ouat...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 7, 20181 min read
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