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PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 14, 2020
- 2 min
"Zero Excuses Policy" - Lunch Ladies Stream For FREE On Dark Matter TV
In Lunch Ladies news today... The dynamic duo once again shocked and disturbed the world, this time by announcing (to any poor fool that...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Feb 10, 2020
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 20, 2019
- 1 min
Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 4, 2019
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 29, 2019
- 2 min
Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 1, 2019
- 2 min
ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"
ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 30, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Now Streaming On Kanopy Forcing Delinquents Everywhere To Use Library Cards
In addition to the recent shocking news that the Lunch Ladies have invaded living rooms by hijacking airplay on Prime Video & Canal+ -...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 13, 2018
- 2 min
Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand
Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 1, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Invade Living Rooms With Prime Video - "Our Evil Plan Worked!"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their evil plan - they are now on Prime Video! Apparently, the notorious duo have had their...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Mar 7, 2018
- 1 min
Lazy Lunch Ladies Pull A Tom Sawyer -Trick Canadian Sales Rep Ouat Media Into Doing Their Dirty Work
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been partying all night after tricking the Canadian Sales Rep - Ouat...
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