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Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 19, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts
The dark web has confirmed that a volcano has erupted in fury on Réunion Island after the discovery that the Lunch Ladies will be...


Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...


Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 17, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Cash In On The Power Of Minnesota Nice - Twin Cities Film Fest Forced To Program Them
In a shocking turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have secured a selection at the Twin Cities Film Fest after cashing in on the power of...


Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies A Selection Of Bend Film Fest - Hopeful They Won't Embarrass Bend Native Shayna Weber
The Lunch Ladies are flying high with their recent selection by the Bend Film Fest in Oregon and have gone on record to say they're...


Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten Idaho Horror Film Fest Into A Selection By Pummeling Their Offices With Spuds
JUST IN! In a shocking show of poor taste, the Lunch Ladies have threatened the Idaho Horror Film Festival into a selection by pummeling...


Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 3, 20181 min read
Blame It On Rio! Lunch Ladies Win Best At Les Femmes And Head to Brazil's Hell De Janeiro
JUST IN! News outlets across the world are blaming it on Rio after discovering that the Lunch Ladies have scored a Best Dark Comedy Jury...


Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Pull A Fast One - Go To Strasbourg Fantastic Fest By Cashing In On Frequent Flier Miles
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled a fast one and are heading to Strasbourg European Fantastic Film Festival by...


Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 28, 20181 min read
Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...


Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 27, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies DUPED By Clermont-Ferrand! Head To Korea For SESIFF
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Asia again after being duped by Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest into believing they...


Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Quebec City Film Fest To Pedal Fresh Tourtière And Bastardize French Language
Just in! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are a selection of the Quebec City Film Festival where they will pedal fresh...
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