Clarissa JacobsonJan 18, 20192 minLunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...
Clarissa JacobsonJan 14, 20192 min"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome MagazineThe dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...
Clarissa JacobsonOct 9, 20181 minLunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa JacobsonOct 1, 20181 minLunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film FestivalThe dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...