Clarissa JacobsonJan 11, 20181 minLunch Ladies Official Selection of Oregon Scream Week - Ousted Zombie Tweets - "Lunch Ladies Sucks"The dark web has reported that Oregon Scream Week has programmed the Lunch Ladies to play at the fest and has ousted a zombie who thought...
Clarissa JacobsonJan 10, 20181 minLunch Ladies Pull False Alarm Send Panic Fest Into Panic - "We Didn't Mean To Program Them"Reports have confirmed that The Lunch Ladies snuck into Panic Film Fest headquarters and pulled the false alarm without even a whiff of...
Clarissa JacobsonDec 21, 20171 minLunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so...
Clarissa JacobsonDec 19, 20171 minLunch Ladies Couldn't Care Less About Mammoth Film Fest Selection - "We Wanna Hot Tub & Snowboard"Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are acting super excited about being selected to screen at the Mammoth Film Fest -...