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Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Miffed They Were Not Invited To Attend International News Channel France 24's Interview
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are miffed after finding out that they were not invited to attend an interview by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 19, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Harass Glasgow Horror Fest Into A Screening By Murdering AC/DC Tune On Bagpipes
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have succeeded in becoming an official selection of the Glasgow Horror Festival by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 9, 20181 min read
Itz Movies Feels Sorry For Lunch Ladies, Interviews Them & Regrets It - "Our New BFF"
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have "glommed" on to Blogger, Anais Arias of ItzMovies after she interviewed them while they...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Use Extensive Flattery On Jean Book Nerd Blog To Get An Awesome Interview/Review
Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used extensive flattery to get themselves an awesome interview/review from...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 2, 20181 min read
Extra Features Podcast Reeling After Lunch Ladies Send Suspicious Pot Pie "Eat This Or Interview Us"
Extra Features Podcast is reeling after they told the Lunch Ladies they didn't want anything to do with them then were sent a suspicious...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 28, 20181 min read
Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod
Jay Kay of Horror Happens Radio has admitted that he interviewed Clarissa Jacobson, the writer/producer of Lunch Ladies, and has no...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 23, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Bite Hand That Feeds Them - Sue Their Writer/Producer After Pop Horror Features Her for
In a typical Hollywood move, the Lunch Ladies have bit the hand the fed them by suing the woman who gave them life. Apparently, Pop...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Pester The Hell Out Of Tim Wassberg of Inside Reel Productions For An Interview -Â Â He F
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pestered the hell out of journalist Tim Wassberg of college entertainment TV show,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital
The Lunch Ladies are flabbergasted and have checked themselves into a Mental Hospital after having received the first A+ they've ever...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Use Blarney, A Shillelagh & A Potato Gun To Coerce Irish Blogger Into A Great Review
In another fecking form of manipulation, the Lunch Ladies have used blarney, a sharpened shillelagh and a potato gun in order to coerce...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 25, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Kidnap & Brainwash Horror Society Reviewer: "You Love Us, You Love Us, You Love Us..."
In an unprecedented show of unsavory and unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies successfully brainwashed Mac Brewer from HORROR SOCIETY...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 19, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten To Flash Scottish Website Popcorn Horror - Score Great Review
In a stunning turn of events, The Lunch Ladies have forced the hand of Scottish website - Popcorn Horror - to give them a great review by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 15, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Slip Reviewer At ScareTissue A Mickey Finn To Garner A Great Review
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have sunk to an all time low resorting to slipping reviewer Chewie, from...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 9, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies B.S. House Of Tortured Souls Reporter Over Hollywood Power Lunch To Get Kick A*s Review
The Lunch Ladies have come a long way from their modest roots at Melvin High. Apparently with their new found "fame" on the film fest...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Fall For Crazed Fan Who Impersonates Johnny Depp In Order To Hang Out With Them
In a strange twist of events, the Lunch Ladies, who pride themselves on being the biggest Johnny Depp fans in the world - having seen...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 29, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Play "Poor Me Card" - Guilt Horror Habit Into Penning An Amazing Review
Authorities for the dark web have confirmed that Seretta and LouAnne played the "Poor Me Card" to guilt Jolie Bergman, reviewer for...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 4, 20172 min read
Headbanger & Horror Aficionado Loves Lunch Ladies So Much He Invites Them To Rock Out At Slayer
Saul Ramos, self-proclaimed movie critic, all around badass and metalhead watches every flipping horror movie that comes down the pike;...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 27, 20172 min read
Nightmarish Conjuring's Kick A*s Review Keeps Lunch Ladies From Murdering Old Lady At Walmart
Black Friday weekend turned out wonderful for the Lunch Ladies but could have been a disaster had it not been for Nightmarish Conjuring's...
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