
ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"
ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only invaded living rooms by hijacking airplay on Prime Video, Canal+ in France and Kanopy but have now manipulated their way on to ShortsTV this week as Editor's Pick! Said Dr. Todd McSweeney (Head of the newly formed "Psychological & Unusual Punishment Threats" Branch): "The fact that Americans cannot turn on their TV without seeing the Lunc